r u single? from Anonymous

You know that legit feeling of excitement you get when you see a question pop up on tumblr, but then it turns out to be an anon… All that excitement just went to shit lol but yes I’m single 



Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh